I just have to say this. Men, your penis is like a power drill. The only
time a woman wants to see it is when she wants to screw something.
For the love of God, please, please, please listen to me. I know you think
it's sexy to accost unsuspecting women with wild waggles in the hallway
while shouting "whoo whoo", but it isn't. It's kinda disturbing actually.
No, it's really, really disturbing if I'm going to be honest here. I can't
tell you how awkward you look or truly explain the depth of how unattractive
that motion is, but believe me the best you can hope for with that is some
sort of "aw, he's retarded" response; nothing resembling "oh my God, take me
now." I have taken an unofficial poll on this one. The women I have
questioned agree with me. Men are sexier with the boxers on.
Really, think about it, and I don't mean to be cruel, how in the hell would
you feel if you turned around from folding laundry to find yourself staring
at that. It is really weird, not to mention creepy. And no, it does not
immediately turn us on.
Life isn't a porno, as much as you might wish it was. Most women are turned
on by mental, not visual, stimulation. The waggles (best word I can think of
for that unholy movement) do not turn us on. So I implore you, please
remember and apply the simple phrase.
There is alliteration and everything...
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