Dating Disclaimer

Time and time again my friends and myself have found ourselves in “relationships” that we never agreed to be in. Have you ever been in the same situation? Five texts later and the girl from the bar has proclaimed herself yours? Random booty call decided that they can’t live without you? Guy think that just because he bought you dinner you can’t date anyone else?

Well, here is the solution. I present to you a legal disclaimer to be used when entering into initial communication with potentially interested parties. Enjoy!

This signed agreement constitutes and understanding between _____________________(hereafter known as the Interested) and ___________________________ (hereafter known as the Interestee) effective on ______________________.

In signing this form both parties acknowledge that the following clauses are true.

A) Talking, texting, emailing, or any other form of communication does not constitute the existence of a relationship, or represent feelings in any way between the Interested and the Interestee.

B) Acceptance of any type of gift including, but not limited to: food, drinks, movies, DVDs, CDs (burned or bought), flowers, jewelry, confectionaries, or other does not constitute the existence of a relationship, or represent feelings in any way between the Interested and the Interestee.

C) Physical contact of any sort does not constitute the existence of a relationship, or represent feelings in any way between the Interested and the Interestee.

All of the above clauses are held to be true, and only a verbal agreement in the form of a query between the Interested party and the Interestee with a positive response from the Interestee to the Interested constitutes a binding relationship.

_______________________(Interested)

_______________________(Interestee)

__________________(Date)

_______________________(Witness)

_______________________(Witness)

See how easy that was? I recommend printing off several and keeping them on your person. It’s always better to be safe than sorry in this crazy world.